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Blood $atellite

PoliticsPodcastsNewsComedyENunited-statesDaily or near-daily
4.8 / 55 ratings
Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Daily or near-daily
Episodes
171
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Category
Politics
Number of listeners
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Audience: Under 4K / month
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Cadence: Active weekly
Reply rate: Under 2%

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From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World

Fri Feb 06 2026

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Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy! Timestamps: 07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons 10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld 16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If” 18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex 43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released 54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything 1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein 1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins 1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs 1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada? 1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada 1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy 1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity 2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics

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Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy! Timestamps: 07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons 10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld 16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If” 18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex 43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released 54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything 1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein 1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins 1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs 1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada? 1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada 1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy 1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity 2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics

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Rank
#40718
Top 81.4% by pitch volume (Rank #40718 of 50,000)
Average rating
4.8
From 5 ratings
Reviews
4
Written reviews (when available)
Publish cadence
Daily or near-daily
Active weekly
Episode count
171
Data updated
Feb 10, 2026
Social followers
4.1K

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Country
United States
Language
English
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Release cadence
Daily or near-daily
Latest episode date
Fri Feb 06 2026

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Audience range
Under 4K / month
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Reply rate band
Under 2%
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4.1K
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Yes
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No
Guest format
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Frequently Asked Questions About Blood $atellite

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What is Blood $atellite about?

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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