#64 - THE UNDIVA TEST™
Sat Jan 31 2026
In this special Ballhawgs breakdown, Conner and Richardunveil their latest gift to the NFL: The UNDIVA Test™ — the Ballhawgs’ trademarked psychological evaluation designed to help GMs finally stop whiffing on wide receiver draft picks. With their signature blend of data driven insights, football nerdery, and clinical‑level WR psychology, the guys walklisteners through the most chaotic, revealing, and absolutely necessary questions every team should be asking before handing a rookie millions.
From the infamous “Happy Hookers” question, todiagnosing trade‑request tendencies, to evaluating whether a prospect will punch a water cooler or start a cable channel named after themselves, the UNDIVA Test™ exposes the diva DNA hiding inside every WR room. Bonus scoringrules include Samoan toughness points, childhood brick‑catching, ballet training, and the prestigious AJ Green Financial Literacy Bump.
The episode peaks with the Rorschach section, whereprospects must identify inkblots, high‑point footballs thrown at their heads, and choose between touchdowns and wins — a moment that reliably separates future Hall of Famers from future Hard Knocks storylines.
Conner and Richard wrap with a message to NFL front offices:Draft weekend consultations, WR therapy sessions, and crisis‑level GM interventions are available.Save this episode — your franchise might depend on it.
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In this special Ballhawgs breakdown, Conner and Richardunveil their latest gift to the NFL: The UNDIVA Test™ — the Ballhawgs’ trademarked psychological evaluation designed to help GMs finally stop whiffing on wide receiver draft picks. With their signature blend of data driven insights, football nerdery, and clinical‑level WR psychology, the guys walklisteners through the most chaotic, revealing, and absolutely necessary questions every team should be asking before handing a rookie millions. From the infamous “Happy Hookers” question, todiagnosing trade‑request tendencies, to evaluating whether a prospect will punch a water cooler or start a cable channel named after themselves, the UNDIVA Test™ exposes the diva DNA hiding inside every WR room. Bonus scoringrules include Samoan toughness points, childhood brick‑catching, ballet training, and the prestigious AJ Green Financial Literacy Bump. The episode peaks with the Rorschach section, whereprospects must identify inkblots, high‑point footballs thrown at their heads, and choose between touchdowns and wins — a moment that reliably separates future Hall of Famers from future Hard Knocks storylines. Conner and Richard wrap with a message to NFL front offices:Draft weekend consultations, WR therapy sessions, and crisis‑level GM interventions are available.Save this episode — your franchise might depend on it. Links and Sites we follow: Frugalocity Drink Choffy, use Richard15 Shampoochie Snoophoggyhawg and Frugalocity2 Encourage Wellness and Performance Georgia Real Estate Depot