Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete
Tue Feb 03 2026
This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.
The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
Don’t miss it!
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If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
0:00 its chaotic in here
2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”
6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man)
21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves
26:07 dwarfs can fight
27:58 when your friends becomes your manager
29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself
31:02 sex on tour
34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus
38:14 being on job seekers allowance
43:16 working in Tk max as a kid
48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless”
50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”
1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast
1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?
1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food
Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify
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► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
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This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 its chaotic in here 2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me” 6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 26:07 dwarfs can fight 27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 31:02 sex on tour 34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus 38:14 being on job seekers allowance 43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?” 1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs? 1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig