Texas Upsets and Everyday Legends
Mon Feb 02 2026
Episode Description "Can you trust the numbers, or are they just another tool for a clever storyteller?" 🎙️
This episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, opens with a classic Texas saying: "Figures never lie and liars figure." Kent dives into the drama of a shocking Senate race upset in Tarrant County, where overconfidence and low turnout flipped a safe seat—reminding listeners that "Republicans need to remember, you got to get out your vote." The national media may spin the story, but Kent's insight cuts through the noise.
From the chaos of deadly winter storms that left hundreds of thousands without power, to the tragic tale of a Challenger jet crash in Maine, Kent's stories are packed with real-life lessons and Texas grit. He shares why he refuses to fly in ice or snow, declaring, "If you're not right, then you're probably not gonna make it through it."
The episode takes a hilarious turn with tales of a mattress on fire, a Florida man's wild DWI chase, and the legendary Lubbock detective Bill—who "was the only guy in Lubbock openly trying to practice law that had never been to law school." Kent's humor and honesty shine as he recounts courtroom antics and the importance of knowing your own health.
Listeners get practical wisdom on the five essentials everyone should know: blood pressure, weight, heart health, cholesterol, and diabetes risk. Kent's advice is memorable—"If you listen to your body, it'll tell you what's wrong"—and he doesn't shy away from tough truths about obesity, exercise, and the dangers of sugar.
The episode also explores the addictive nature of social media, the impact of class action lawsuits, and the ever-changing landscape of college athletics. Kent reflects on how Walmart and Amazon revolutionized retail, sometimes at the expense of small-town businesses, and how the world keeps changing in unexpected ways.
Notable Quotes:
"Figures never lie and liars figure." "If you're not right, then you're probably not gonna make it through it." "If you listen to your body, it'll tell you what's wrong." "Only one at a time, please." (on department store scales) Ready for laughter, wisdom, and a fresh perspective on Texas life? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a great story and a sharp mind! ⭐️🎧
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Episode Description "Can you trust the numbers, or are they just another tool for a clever storyteller?" 🎙️ This episode of Kent Hance, The Best Storyteller in Texas, opens with a classic Texas saying: "Figures never lie and liars figure." Kent dives into the drama of a shocking Senate race upset in Tarrant County, where overconfidence and low turnout flipped a safe seat—reminding listeners that "Republicans need to remember, you got to get out your vote." The national media may spin the story, but Kent's insight cuts through the noise. From the chaos of deadly winter storms that left hundreds of thousands without power, to the tragic tale of a Challenger jet crash in Maine, Kent's stories are packed with real-life lessons and Texas grit. He shares why he refuses to fly in ice or snow, declaring, "If you're not right, then you're probably not gonna make it through it." The episode takes a hilarious turn with tales of a mattress on fire, a Florida man's wild DWI chase, and the legendary Lubbock detective Bill—who "was the only guy in Lubbock openly trying to practice law that had never been to law school." Kent's humor and honesty shine as he recounts courtroom antics and the importance of knowing your own health. Listeners get practical wisdom on the five essentials everyone should know: blood pressure, weight, heart health, cholesterol, and diabetes risk. Kent's advice is memorable—"If you listen to your body, it'll tell you what's wrong"—and he doesn't shy away from tough truths about obesity, exercise, and the dangers of sugar. The episode also explores the addictive nature of social media, the impact of class action lawsuits, and the ever-changing landscape of college athletics. Kent reflects on how Walmart and Amazon revolutionized retail, sometimes at the expense of small-town businesses, and how the world keeps changing in unexpected ways. Notable Quotes: "Figures never lie and liars figure." "If you're not right, then you're probably not gonna make it through it." "If you listen to your body, it'll tell you what's wrong." "Only one at a time, please." (on department store scales) Ready for laughter, wisdom, and a fresh perspective on Texas life? Hit subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with friends who love a great story and a sharp mind! ⭐️🎧 Call-to-Action 👉 Don't miss out—subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with your friends! Your support helps Kent keep the stories coming. 🎉