Addressing your assumptions about us
Wed Feb 04 2026
Matt & Abby respond to the assumptions people make about their marriage, money, parenting, and life online. From sex, swearing, and social media, nothing is off the table. It’s honest, self-aware, and way more nuanced than the internet thinks.
This episode is sponsored by LMNT & Huel.
LMNT: Get a free 8-count Sample Pack of LMNT’s most popular drink mix flavors with any purchase at https://drinklmnt.com/unplanned Find your favorite LMNT flavor, or share with a friend.
Huel: Grab Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with my code unplanned15 at https://huel.com/unplanned15 New Customers Only.
Chapters:
00:00 - Addressing your assumptions about us
04:37 - You guys didn't actually wait for marriage
05:45 - You never cuss on the podcast
07:14 - Matt loves Abby way more than she loves him
08:29 - Y’all have sex every day
08:59 - You guys poop with the door open
09:39 - You guys are mad rich, like billionaires
13:03 - Abby makes Matt get pedicures
13:49 - Sponsor: LMNT
15:25 - Abby reads books and Matt reads Reels
17:06 - Abby always gets what she wants
17:46 - Abby secretly runs marathons
18:24 - Matt is the fun parent and Abby is the disciplinarian
19:30 - Matt has more social bandwidth
20:35 - You guys overthink
22:36 - Matt struggles with comparison
22:58 - Abby has to keep Matt in line
23:52 - Matt would thrive in a normal 9-5
25:27 - You actually hate doing social media
25:47 - You don't always agree with how much you share
27:35 - Matt reads comments way longer than Abby
27:58 - You've changed opinions just to avoid getting backlash
29:04 - Sponsor: Huel
32:14 - Matt thinks Abby could run the entire business
33:07 - Since getting more public backlash you are more cautious
33:53 - Being in the spotlight all the time is overwhelming
34:36 - Being good examples leaves less room to be fully yourselves
37:00 - You have a lot of help
38:46 - You miss life before kids
41:40 - You regret getting married so young
43:24 - Abby gets hit on and it messes with Matt
44:32 - You judge people who choose not to have kids
45:33 - Abby's parents still live with you
46:41 - You guys are superstitious
47:24 - Abby saves money and Matt likes to spend
50:46 - You don't drink alcohol
51:22 - Abby is a great singer
53:09 - You like it when fans say hi
54:31 - You don't like alone time
55:19 - You guys are soul mates from previous lives
55:51 - This podcast is going to end
58:19 - Y’all have sex every day (the return)
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Matt & Abby respond to the assumptions people make about their marriage, money, parenting, and life online. From sex, swearing, and social media, nothing is off the table. It’s honest, self-aware, and way more nuanced than the internet thinks. This episode is sponsored by LMNT & Huel. LMNT: Get a free 8-count Sample Pack of LMNT’s most popular drink mix flavors with any purchase at https://drinklmnt.com/unplanned Find your favorite LMNT flavor, or share with a friend. Huel: Grab Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with my code unplanned15 at https://huel.com/unplanned15 New Customers Only. Chapters: 00:00 - Addressing your assumptions about us 04:37 - You guys didn't actually wait for marriage 05:45 - You never cuss on the podcast 07:14 - Matt loves Abby way more than she loves him 08:29 - Y’all have sex every day 08:59 - You guys poop with the door open 09:39 - You guys are mad rich, like billionaires 13:03 - Abby makes Matt get pedicures 13:49 - Sponsor: LMNT 15:25 - Abby reads books and Matt reads Reels 17:06 - Abby always gets what she wants 17:46 - Abby secretly runs marathons 18:24 - Matt is the fun parent and Abby is the disciplinarian 19:30 - Matt has more social bandwidth 20:35 - You guys overthink 22:36 - Matt struggles with comparison 22:58 - Abby has to keep Matt in line 23:52 - Matt would thrive in a normal 9-5 25:27 - You actually hate doing social media 25:47 - You don't always agree with how much you share 27:35 - Matt reads comments way longer than Abby 27:58 - You've changed opinions just to avoid getting backlash 29:04 - Sponsor: Huel 32:14 - Matt thinks Abby could run the entire business 33:07 - Since getting more public backlash you are more cautious 33:53 - Being in the spotlight all the time is overwhelming 34:36 - Being good examples leaves less room to be fully yourselves 37:00 - You have a lot of help 38:46 - You miss life before kids 41:40 - You regret getting married so young 43:24 - Abby gets hit on and it messes with Matt 44:32 - You judge people who choose not to have kids 45:33 - Abby's parents still live with you 46:41 - You guys are superstitious 47:24 - Abby saves money and Matt likes to spend 50:46 - You don't drink alcohol 51:22 - Abby is a great singer 53:09 - You like it when fans say hi 54:31 - You don't like alone time 55:19 - You guys are soul mates from previous lives 55:51 - This podcast is going to end 58:19 - Y’all have sex every day (the return) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices