Two Guys on a Plane

So many people ask us, “How do I become a flight attendant?” and while the technical answer is simple—go to the airline’s website and apply—the real question is *what airline should you be applying to in the first place? In this episode, we take a step back and talk through everything you should seriously think about before you ever hit that apply button. From airline personality and uniforms to bases, commuting, aircraft types, pay structures, and company culture, we’re breaking down the stuff no one tells you when you’re dreaming about this job. We also share a little winter flying chaos, questionable passenger behavior, and one galley gossip story that truly belongs on the no-fly list. If you’re thinking about becoming a flight attendant—or just love an unfiltered look behind the galley curtain—this one’s for you.  Episode Highlights: [0:00] Kicking things off with the big question: which airline actually fits you [1:05] Welcome to Two Guys on a Plane and what really goes on behind the galley curtain [2:00] Winter flying struggles, crew camaraderie, and why pilots should always offer coffee [3:10] Banana hammocks, HR violations, and finding humor on bad flying days [5:53] Why choosing the right airline before applying can save your sanity and seniority [8:00] Legacy vs low-cost vs regional airlines—and what that really means for your life [10:14] Bases, commuting, and realizing you don’t actually have to live where you’re based [11:18] Uniforms, tattoos, sneakers, and how much personality you’re allowed to show at work [14:03] Company culture, union vs non-union airlines, and why contracts matter [16:37] Pay beyond the hourly rate: cancellations, training pay, and extra duty money [17:00] Aircraft types, training intensity, and our favorite planes to actually work [19:45] Trip length, layovers, route networks, and where you’ll really be flying [21:00] How the application process works and what you need ready before applying [23:14] Galley Gossip: a probation-era passenger encounter gone wildly off-script [26:21] How to submit your own galley gossip and join our Patreon community Thoughts on this episode? Text us! ✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon