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Hello Dysfunction

ImprovPodcastsComedyENunited-statesDaily or near-daily
4.8 / 51.7K ratings
Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
Top 20.2% by pitch volume (Rank #10088 of 50,000)Data updated Feb 10, 2026

Key Facts

Publishes
Daily or near-daily
Episodes
340
Founded
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Category
Improv
Number of listeners
Private
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Public snapshot
Audience: 20K–40K / month
Canonical: https://podpitch.com/podcasts/hello-dysfunction
Cadence: Active weekly
Reply rate: 35%+

Latest Episodes

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S2 Ep337: Not My Stud

Thu Feb 05 2026

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Meet niece Jaymee, another earthquake, testing Pat’s memory and 2026 is not being nice. Eat the rich, Elon is humiliating, Blueface is back and stop hiding the aliens! For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

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Meet niece Jaymee, another earthquake, testing Pat’s memory and 2026 is not being nice. Eat the rich, Elon is humiliating, Blueface is back and stop hiding the aliens! For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

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Pitches sent
30
From PodPitch users
Rank
#10088
Top 20.2% by pitch volume (Rank #10088 of 50,000)
Average rating
4.8
From 1.7K ratings
Reviews
500
Written reviews (when available)
Publish cadence
Daily or near-daily
Active weekly
Episode count
340
Data updated
Feb 10, 2026
Social followers
30.4K

Public Snapshot

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Country
United States
Language
English
Language (ISO)
Release cadence
Daily or near-daily
Latest episode date
Thu Feb 05 2026

Audience & Outreach (Public)

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Audience range
20K–40K / month
Public band
Reply rate band
35%+
Public band
Response time band
1–2 days
Public band
Replies received
1–5
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Social followers
30.4K
Contact available
Yes
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Sponsors detected
Yes
Guest format
Yes

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Ratings1.7K
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Frequently Asked Questions About Hello Dysfunction

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What is Hello Dysfunction about?

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”

How often does Hello Dysfunction publish new episodes?

Daily or near-daily

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