Absolutely Not
Tue Feb 03 2026
In this week’s episode, The Mystics uncork the rest of the chaos at SUR and finish our deep dive into Vanderpump Rules — because the drama was only just getting started 😈 In Part Two, Amber breaks down seasons 7–11, where the friend group fractures ❌ weddings implode 👰🏻♂️ new cast members stir the pot 🫕and the show shifts from messy twenty-somethings to full-blown life-altering betrayals. The Gruesome Twosome talk engagements, firings, breakups, babies, business ventures, and the scandal that shook Bravo to its core. Yes, we’re looking at you, Scandoval 🫨🫨 From the unraveling of long-term relationships to the reinvention arcs that nobody saw coming, we trace how the show evolved from chaotic comfort TV into a cultural moment. Who survived, who self-destructed, and who somehow opened another bar in the middle of it all? 🍸If Part One was about laying the messy foundation, Part Two is about watching it all burn and then asking ourselves why this is still one of the greatest comfort shows of all time 🥰
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In this week’s episode, The Mystics uncork the rest of the chaos at SUR and finish our deep dive into Vanderpump Rules — because the drama was only just getting started 😈 In Part Two, Amber breaks down seasons 7–11, where the friend group fractures ❌ weddings implode 👰🏻♂️ new cast members stir the pot 🫕and the show shifts from messy twenty-somethings to full-blown life-altering betrayals. The Gruesome Twosome talk engagements, firings, breakups, babies, business ventures, and the scandal that shook Bravo to its core. Yes, we’re looking at you, Scandoval 🫨🫨 From the unraveling of long-term relationships to the reinvention arcs that nobody saw coming, we trace how the show evolved from chaotic comfort TV into a cultural moment. Who survived, who self-destructed, and who somehow opened another bar in the middle of it all? 🍸If Part One was about laying the messy foundation, Part Two is about watching it all burn and then asking ourselves why this is still one of the greatest comfort shows of all time 🥰