If This Episode Offends You, You’re Probably the Problem
Thu Feb 05 2026
What are the unwritten rules of everyday life that everyone seems to ignore?
In this episode, we get into everyday etiquette no one teaches you — the social rules you assume people know… until they absolutely don’t. From speakerphone criminals and elevator chaos to not touching food that isn’t yours (RIP to a stolen breakfast burrito), this episode is equal parts funny, relatable, and mildly unhinged.
We share personal stories, petty grievances, and the small social moments that make you question whether etiquette is officially dead.
Topics include:
• Unwritten social rules everyone breaks
• Public behavior that should be illegal (but isn’t)
• The missing breakfast burrito incident 🌯
• Why basic manners feel optional now
• Pet peeves we didn’t know would turn into rants
👇 Sound off in the comments:
What’s an everyday etiquette rule you think people ignore the most? Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!
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What are the unwritten rules of everyday life that everyone seems to ignore? In this episode, we get into everyday etiquette no one teaches you — the social rules you assume people know… until they absolutely don’t. From speakerphone criminals and elevator chaos to not touching food that isn’t yours (RIP to a stolen breakfast burrito), this episode is equal parts funny, relatable, and mildly unhinged. We share personal stories, petty grievances, and the small social moments that make you question whether etiquette is officially dead. Topics include: • Unwritten social rules everyone breaks • Public behavior that should be illegal (but isn’t) • The missing breakfast burrito incident 🌯 • Why basic manners feel optional now • Pet peeves we didn’t know would turn into rants 👇 Sound off in the comments: What’s an everyday etiquette rule you think people ignore the most? Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!